"This book really is a load of bollocks."
"Absolute bollocks."
"I've never read such bollocks."
"Unmitigated Bollocks."
"An interesting narrative and sophisticated characterisation ensure Mr. Bowl's first book is quite simply, Bollocks."
"Bollocks."
"You all know somebody who deserves a copy of "A Load of Bollocks"...But have you got the bollocks to give it to them?"
"The perfect gift for my boss, husband and dad...At last a book written in a language they understand."