Life was perfectly normal for me, Lord Alphie, an honourable gentleman; my wordÕs as good as gold, IÕm built of traditionÕs solid brass. Because I have a Westminster family history, IÕm an Englishman of class. Staid, predictable, organized, ordered, compartmentalized; from day to day, my routine went unchallenged; filed neatly under A to Zee, immaculately arranged, impeccably managed; nothing changed a jot- Then in one nanosecond, fast as a foot of lightning travels, everything changed A LOT! My whole life instantaneously unravelledÉ. Now IÕm totally, wildly, out of my tree since the day a MEERCAT moved in with me!