{"product_id":"affirmations-for-pessimists","title":"Affirmations for Pessimists","description":"\u003cp\u003eDo you like ugly, silly drawings? Ever get annoyed by lame socially-acceptable sayings such as Ò...DonÕt take it personallyÓ or Ò...You need to practice self-acceptance?Ó Ever feel guilty that youÕre just too lousy a person for real affirmations of love and kindness and prefer to just say something uncomfortably appropriate?\u003cbr\u003e\nWith ÒAffirmations for PessimistsÓ, you get all of the above, with award-winning cartoonist\/fine artist Chris ReccardiÕs illustrated book of hideous drawings paired with delightful quotes that offer cynical (but true) alternatives to todayÕs popular wisdom. \u003cbr\u003e\nWhether itÕs a cheerful outing to the DMV (without an appointment), being cornered at a ÒworkÓ party or passenger in economy class, dealing with sub-standard friends, or just simply being fed up with faux ÔnicenessÕ, thereÕs bound to be a delightfully wretched verbal and pictorial truism somewhere in these pages just for you!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chris Reccardi","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44303552741537,"sku":"9781300810230","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0462\/1120\/3233\/files\/1qnn45gy-front-shortedge-384.jpg?v=1748392096","url":"https:\/\/bookswholesale.myshopify.com\/products\/affirmations-for-pessimists","provider":"BooksWholesale","version":"1.0","type":"link"}