{"product_id":"amor-asqueroso","title":"Amor Asqueroso","description":"\u003cp\u003eA man's struggle to make amends for his scuttled mariachi career. Contains some violence, and awkward attempts at intimacy.\u003cbr\u003e\nThis is first edition of Amor Asqueroso, replete with formatting snafus and editing boogers. As the  Editorial Board toiled on the draft, it was their custom to take frequent \"nipsÓ from the wine box. Upon finishing the project, the staff was proud that not a page was stained by the port, but was astonished that there were absolutely no changes made to the draft, after all. The editorial boardÕs magnificent challenge had atrophied into something similar to a Schnapps-sodden sandbag project on a Lake Erie beach. \u003cbr\u003e\nYou see a cactus, the editors see a shot of Patr—n.\u003cbr\u003e\nThis is historyÕs finest telenovela in its pristine state, just as it was hurled from the writersÕ ball point pens.\u003cbr\u003e\nWe thank all the fine contributors to the script, for they sacrificed their dignity and an hour of their Saturday afternoon to gift this masterpiece with their words. May they avoid ridicule.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BooksWholesale","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44380885811361,"sku":"humor3853","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0462\/1120\/3233\/files\/1wvr82qd-front-shortedge-384.jpg?v=1716889205","url":"https:\/\/bookswholesale.myshopify.com\/products\/amor-asqueroso","provider":"BooksWholesale","version":"1.0","type":"link"}