This book is for people who love words and who wish to expand their vocabulary while having a little fun. Sami JK took up the challenge to create one very short story (a long sentence, really) from four new and unique words each day. Combining wit, wisdom and a love of words, 'As a poet, you're a disaster!' is a collection of these stories and the birthplace of characters Desmondo Tolstoy, Molly Cule, Hortense Bracegirdle, Lady Iwed Soloaded and US Senator Al Ruiniu. *** Note: The text has one sentence per page. Please see book preview.***