{"product_id":"bachelor-101-cooking-cleaning-closing","title":"BACHELOR 101: Cooking + Cleaning = Closing","description":"\u003cp\u003eMore than 30 idiot-proof recipes broken down into a step by step process so simple even a bachelor can understand.  (\"Open oven door.  Slide out rack.\")\u003c\/p\u003e \n\n\u003cp\u003eThe reader will also learn important rules for getting his apartment date-ready.  (\"Back to the underside of the toilet seat, the cleaning equivalent of diving in front of a slap shot.  Grab the wet sponge and flip it over so that the Astroturf side is the active one.  Start scrubbing.  Might not be a bad idea to take a page out of Michael KeatonÕs handbook from ÒMr. MomÓ and place a clothespin over your nose.\")\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eLastly, the bachelor gets a pre-flight checklist to ensure that he is a \"go\" for his date.  (\"Ears.  Like an ambidextrous miner, arm yourself with Q-tips and go drilling.  Repeat with clean swabs until the tips emerge from your ears still white.  Note: For those older than 35, I hate to break it to you but you are a 2:1 shot for ear hair.  Snip, snip.  Sob, sob.\")\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"JAMIE REIDY","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43998204428449,"sku":"9780578034638","price":26.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0462\/1120\/3233\/files\/1q69kejr-front-shortedge-384.jpg?v=1748242225","url":"https:\/\/bookswholesale.myshopify.com\/products\/bachelor-101-cooking-cleaning-closing","provider":"BooksWholesale","version":"1.0","type":"link"}