Lured by brochures promising unlimited intellectual freedom, Jeff Jackson arrives at Tinsley College, eager to experience college life. He does not know that the freedom he has been promised is in short supply at Tinsley, a college so dedicated to leftist ideals that the administration changed the name of the anthropology department to ÒanthrogynologyÓ to make the name more Ògender inclusive.Ó
Not realizing that there are just some questions one does not ask on a college campus, Jeff submits an essay outlining his provocative theories about happiness and sexuality.
Professor Tarlton is not the only one furious at Jeff for his lack of devotion to leftism. Calling himself a ÒpomosexualÓ and believing Jeff to be not only a homophobe, but a ÒpomophobeÓ as well, Carl Fitzgerald begins a feud with Jeff. In a college obsessed with political correctness, a clash between the writer of a ÒhomophobicÓ essay and the ÒpomosexualÓ victim of a prank can only end one way: with a showdown in a campus courtroom.