Why does Bob the Hobgoblin rob doorknobs?
Why are the gates of Fork-Monk-Spit-Toad locked by a witch's spell?
Why do Blobs insist they're not Slobs, and why is Robin so paranoid?
Some or one of these questions may or may not be answered when you read Bob the Knob-Robbin' Hobgoblin, but one thing is for certain. I mean, one thing should be for certain in any book that's worth reading.