The following is a script for a comedy pilot intended to be filmed in documentary style with gritty realism, juxtaposing the complete nonsense and randomness of the occurrences. The original vision was for the pilot to be able to be filmed on a zero budget, hanging a series of random sketches off of the same four central characters, all in their early twenties, harassed by the world and everything in it, and struggling against the random chaos of the world.