Master wordsmith, controller of your mental binary path and perturbator of all things perturbatable with a dash of interesting, humourous and "does your mind never stop". Licensed to meek your mill and to wax your gibbous. Relatable, hatable and biodegradable. Sufferer of ring around the collar of your finger with a dash of "city hall in five minutes" syndrome. Nothing a Rosetta Stone couldn't "figger" out. A purveyor of sugar and spice and everything nice as long as allowed to control your every whim and waking moment.
Both haunting and daunting, depending on the depth of his breathing, but rest assured, though he pees often, he also has an impedance in the odd urethra moment when in over his head or just happy to see you.