Nick is just your ordinary kinda guy. Nothing special about him, save for the fact that he has an unhealthy fascination with tanks and guns. Apart from that, heÕs normal in every other way.
However, heÕs just joined the Australia Post Dead Letter Office, and has found himself plunged into the strangest world heÕs yet encountered - plus, he doesnÕt even have any backup on hand to pull him out if things turn nasty.
This year, Nick is going to find love in all the right places, find enemies in all the wrong places, and even get a chance at becoming wealthy. Only two things stand in his way - a pain of a boss, and a Santa Claus thatÕs universally despised by the entire Multiverse.
NickÕs determined to get the girl, the money, and survive to tell the tale to as many drunken army troopers as he can. He just doesnÕt quite know how heÕs gonna pull it off, thatÕs all...