With all the personal depth of an Elvis movie and without any measurable talent, education or marketable skill sets of any kind, Hozay Smith rises from abject anonymity to national "C" list celebrity, and becomes the lovable and openly corrupt mayor of an alternative universe domicile known as Fogarea (Fog-uh-REE-uh). Coming from the posted highway sign, "FOG AREA," warning of quickly forming weather patterns, it saves him the time and expense of having to post the sign himself. Only "C" list celebrities were emotionally harmed during the writing of this book.