Crocodiles Don't Wear Socks is the authorÕs seventh book of humorous poetry. In this collection, youÕll read twisted tales of crocodiles and kookaburras, dodos and rhinoceroses (endangered species of all kinds), witches and wanderlust, spaceships and shipwrecks. Besides a healthy dose of nonsense, he also examines subjects closer to home, like climate change and dating apps (Shh, don't tell his wife).