{"product_id":"crufty-bitch","title":"Crufty Bitch","description":"\u003cp\u003eLittle did Kate O'Connell know when she sold Poopy's discarded bitches that the half monkey face and   mesmerizing eyes were eventually to be acclaimed by Crufts and throughout the Irish Canine Republic.\u003cbr\u003e\nHowever Lady Allypisangle of the local manor, always on the look out for a novelty snapped up the brood. To Kate O' Connell's shock, the Lady got a first at the Dublin Crufts.\u003cbr\u003e\nSo whilst Lady A was being presented with her prize, Kate snatched 'Cookie' from it's  booth and made haste back to her cottage at Allypisangle.\u003cbr\u003e\nThen Kate realising  she was hording hot property, one night, surreptitiously returned the animal to the manor.\u003cbr\u003e\nThe weeping Lady A,suddenly heard  a loud squeal.. She rushed to the door to find her prize winner suspended in mid air clawed by the famous Black Devil Eagle, then in a panic reached for her rifle and shot it stone dead\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA satirical  Irish comedy  that just keeps 'ago-in'\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BooksWholesale","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44379523416225,"sku":"9781326393960","price":29.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0462\/1120\/3233\/files\/1nggv9vr-front-shortedge-384.jpg?v=1716871928","url":"https:\/\/bookswholesale.myshopify.com\/products\/crufty-bitch","provider":"BooksWholesale","version":"1.0","type":"link"}