Once imagined riches are now reality. Rapture in the continence of our Lord!
There certainly is plenty to be thankful for this season with the launch of our Twilight parody comic, "Cullen the Kettle Black: The First Thanksgiving." Feast your eyes upon the cornucopia of painful insecurities, boorish vulgarity and salacious double entendre never before captured in the written word.
Follow the Cullen family as they live out the quiet desperation of their suburbanite existence alongside their wild and wooly compatriots, the werewolves of La Push. Order your copy today to begin reading heartwarming tales of family, togetherness, and sharing (i.e., impotence, rape, and elder abuse) the whole family can enjoy.