{"product_id":"cutey-and-the-sofaguard","title":"Cutey and the Sofaguard","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"GREAT!\"\u003cbr\u003e\n-Baffled Books\u003cbr\u003e\n\"MASSIVELY RICH!\"\u003cbr\u003e\n-Rik Mayall\u003cbr\u003e\nThe first part in Chris Wade's surreal trilogy,\u003cbr\u003e\nfollowing the adventures of a nameless anti\u003cbr\u003e\nhero through a dream-like existence.\u003cbr\u003e\nCutey and the Sofaguard begins with our\u003cbr\u003e\nnarrator visiting the \"love of his life\" in\u003cbr\u003e\nhospital. On the way up to the ward, the lift\u003cbr\u003e\ngets stuck and with the company of an old\u003cbr\u003e\nman who is himself visiting his dying wife, he\u003cbr\u003e\nretraces the steps that led him to the moment\u003cbr\u003e\nin the knackered elevator.\u003cbr\u003e\nWitness his encounters with such people as\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Wisdom Twins, Kevin the Sniffer, Yellow\u003cbr\u003e\nCassettes Peck, Alonut Missing and of\u003cbr\u003e\ncourse.. The Sofaguard.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BooksWholesale","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44379262484641,"sku":"9781470924157","price":33.6,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0462\/1120\/3233\/files\/1j9pd52p-front-shortedge-384.jpg?v=1716868075","url":"https:\/\/bookswholesale.myshopify.com\/products\/cutey-and-the-sofaguard","provider":"BooksWholesale","version":"1.0","type":"link"}