Guru Trump!
OMFG. DESPAIR. Here it comes (again) and there U go (again). Helpless, hopeless, gawping witness to man's inhumanity to man, Ur stuck feeling powerless and permanently damaged, praying from Ur utter gut:
MAKE IT ALL GO AWAY.
U can't.
BUT GURU TRUMP CAN -- can turn your mind around so fast you'll never know what hit you!
MORE tremendously fast than anyone has ever seen before!
It's like a miracle, Ur angst just poof! disappears after U apply the bigly wisdom-methods from this tiny little tome, it's unbelievable,
Unbelievable!!
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Author PS: "A. Lady" is not their real name. Their "real" name is [REDACTED] .