{"product_id":"drunken-writings","title":"Drunken Writings","description":"After looking through some of my older writings, I realized that I sucked as a writer when I was young! So, I put together some of my eccentric and often melodramatic writings for your reading amusement(...and I was bored). \n\nI do not claim to be a philosopher or even a writer, I just found these to be humorous for me. If you don't find them humorous and just plain stupid well think of it this way: Whenever you are having a bad day, look at this book and realize that there is some really pathetic people out there and feel better about yourself! \n\nI would normally not even charge anything for this except I need money so I can buy more booze and continue improving my writing skills. Enjoy!\n\nJust a small foot note to anyone who actually spends money on this book: I was lazy with my proof-reading...so there are MANY grammatical errors and so forth! My advise: Grin and bear it, maybe you can figure out what I actually was saying...","brand":"BooksWholesale","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44380000813217,"sku":"humor514","price":23.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0462\/1120\/3233\/files\/14py6k-front-shortedge-384.jpg?v=1716879892","url":"https:\/\/bookswholesale.myshopify.com\/products\/drunken-writings","provider":"BooksWholesale","version":"1.0","type":"link"}