ÔOnly Eejits and Donkeys workÕ is the unspoken ethos that drives reluctant mortgage brokers Danny and PaddyÕs search for THE idea that will make them serious money for minimum effort. And they seem to have found it when, with the governmentÕs public smoking ban about to come into force, they hit on the idea of importing cheap smoking shelters from China with potentially huge resale profits.
The ventureÕs progress is interwoven with funny and heart-warming tales from the brothersÕ childhood and later comical episodes with their friends on drunken nightclub outings and the Sunday football field. There is wicked road-rage revenge, a lottery win, possessions that mysteriously move around in a pork-pie factory, and a novel use for breath freshener by the Italian ice-cream man who lives in their broom cupboard.
Will the luck of the Irish smile on the brothersÕ new enterprise or will Murphy Õs Law prevail? Who knows, this time next year they could be millionaires É