Elvis Is Alive

Elvis Is Alive

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*NOTE - THE PAGES OF THIS BOOK ARE BLANK. This is a joke book. ItÕs satire. The notion is that there is absolutely no evidence to prove the outrageous claim of the bookÕs title. Hence the pages are blank.
Give this book to a friend or colleague who has a healthy suspicion of authority but lacks critical thinking skills and tends to believe all manner of unsubstantiated theories or conspiracies. When they open it theyÕll find there is nothing to back up their flimsy beliefs. TheyÕll either laugh their head off or throw it in your face. ItÕs a perfect coffee table book, stocking stuffer, objet dŽcoratif or knickknack. (Did you know 16th Century origin of the word knickknack means Òdirty trickÓ?)

It can however be used as a glorified notebook or sketch pad.

What we falsely claim about this book:
Proof that peanut butter, banana and bacon sandwiches contribute to long life and that Elvis is alive, well and working as an FBI undercover operative in their narcotics division. ÒHe was the logical choice,Ó says FBI Director, Dicky Wrinkler. ÒHe just has a nose for it.Ó