DOUBLE BOOK! One half Anne, the other half Chad.
ANNE: If you are like me, you have written numerous stories about divorce, accidental shootings, on-purpose suicides, milk punch, floors, bad decisions, bunnies, hosting tips, sort of lesbian stuff, living vicariously through stuffed gorillas called Anna, naked dances in horse stalls, fun anxiety attacks, make_up tips, more divorce, bedspreads, regrets, using extremely hot burritos to woo the ladies, and generally being uncomfortable. If you are not like me, but have been meaning to learn more about all of these
important issues, while simultaneously feeling considerably better about your own life choices, look no further than this collection of true tales. Let's feel uncomfortable together. I'll start: I love you.
CHAD: ÒSomewhere between Teletubbies and suicide, there must be truth.Ó