From the author of ÒYour Face Will Freeze Like ThatÓ and other stuff mom told us, humorist MariÕ Emeraude presents a delectable book of commentary served up in easy-to- swallow, bite-sized pieces! Even God Hates Spinach is a whimsical collection of topics aimed at quenching the melancholy spirit. Everything from taking out the trash to Christmas shopping at the gas station, MariÕs view of day to day life lends proof to the old adage that one can still find humor in a not-so-humorous world.