In this book, you will find a variety of poems about ferrets, and all of the emotion that goes along with loving ferrets. There will be ones that will make you laugh, some that might make you cry, some just for thought, and some that are just plain silly. There is also a chapter called, Mangled Music for Mustelids, a collection of parodies mostly of Christmas songs but includes a few of your favorite TV shows from the past. You can purchase today and read more about my exciting stories and songs! All proceeds from the sales of this book will be donated to the Kindness Matters Ferret Rescue and the Crafty Weasels sewing group. DOOKS!