Bryon Abregado was a normal, snarky human being with a dead end job at an "All-You-Can-Eat" ribs joint.
One night a walking and talking bipedal mass of sushi whisked him away to the GALATOR, a interplanetary gladiator game.
How could a fragile human compete against such
terrifying opponents like FLAMDAR, SHARK-BEAST OF PARAQUA and SCAMPI,
ONE-EYED SPACEHOG FROM HAMPSTOID ?
Why Bryon? Simple! Byron is the holder of the largest DVD
collection for the genre of martial art movies IN THE ENTIRE GALAXY!
Certainly someone with that massive of a databank of hand-to-hand
combat knowledge must be the greatest fighter ever, right? What could
possibly go wrong? I can't see this ending badly!