I was alive in Texas America in the 1980s so I know what I'm talking about. I never fell for the gold colored chain offer but I fell for a lot of other crap. David Lee Roth on MTV jump-started my libido but that's neither here nor there. If you want to know what you're buying before you buy it: this is a book of fifteen poems. I was born on February 17, 1973 so as you can imagine, even numbers make me nervous.