ÒHelloÉmy name is Emma Salisbury but everyone calls me Rooster. I stole some delicious BBQ chicken wings from Kentucky Fried ChickenÉbut thatÕs not what got me in big trouble. After the girl wouldnÕt give me any more of those sweet but tangy BBQ sauce packets that you normally get anywayÉright?, well I tried to jump over the counter like in the movies, Ébut I was wearing my tight blue jeans, and they kept me from really jumping like I normally doÉsee and I fell over the counter. So my leg goes flyingÉ hits her in the face. I got scared cause she was gonna call the cops right, so I grabbed as much of that BBQ Chicken and as I could,
Because like this is it, right?! The law is after me! IÕm on the RUN but I got BBQ Chicken! Right! Right!Ó
ÒSo I ran into an alley and sat down in the corner out of sight and likeÉafter I caught my breath, you know, I ate almost all of it...Ó
Oh my god, Éit was so good.