This is the must 'give' gift for every train and railway enthusiast - packed with did-el-y dum and did-el-y dee all through the book. It contains platform and onboard announcements of a spoof train journey between Derby and Skegness - calling at Long Eaton, Beeston, Nottingham, Sleaford, Boston, Wainfleet and Skegness. Of course this train will terminate at Skegness - please take all your belongings with you!