A Teddy Bear mascot's semi-literate account of a polar expedition that goes badly awry in a variety of different ways involving flying saucers, mysterious lost cities, space aliens, The Abominable Snowman and his friend Gordon (who is alive), and Jack the Ripper.
Nonsensical with an occasionally satirical edge, this searing account shows us the world from the point of view of a small bear who wants to be both an explorer, and the world's leading expert on monsters. It features scenes of comical violence and heavy drinking. Seriously, it's got a teddy in it, but it's NOT for kids.