{"product_id":"hilarious-things-that-mums-say","title":"Hilarious Things That Mums Say","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe sheep are being racist again!\u003cbr\u003e\nWhy she canÕt be addicted to heroin like a normal person!\u003cbr\u003e\nI couldnÕt sleep! I was too excited and I couldnÕt stop thinking about my morning porridge.\u003cbr\u003e\nDonÕt do drugs! You still have a cold!\u003cbr\u003e\nRobocop is just Jesus with a robot.\u003cbr\u003e\nI canÕt get the Internet up. The little robots in the computer arenÕt doing their job.\u003cbr\u003e\nI canÕt find NoahÕs Ark under the ÒTrue Stories.Ó\u003cbr\u003e\nI donÕt have wrinkles because I never smiled at my kids.\u003cbr\u003e\nThereÕs no blood in your fingers.\u003cbr\u003e\nHaving a child is like having a hairless puppy that learns to talk.\u003cbr\u003e\nDonÕt point at the hippo! It might bite your arm off and get sick and then we might get in trouble.\u003cbr\u003e\nYour suit nearly hides your moobs.\u003cbr\u003e\nYou seem to get on well with my son in spite of his small hands and girly laugh.\u003cbr\u003e\nIs there kangaroo in beef pie?\u003cbr\u003e\nTell your cereal to stop being so loud.\u003cbr\u003e\nSkype is working! I have so many Internets!\u003cbr\u003e\nIÕll never forget what I got on my second date. Pregnant.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BooksWholesale","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44363931746465,"sku":"9781326557287","price":28.89,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0462\/1120\/3233\/files\/1dj88e9g-front-shortedge-384.jpg?v=1716442432","url":"https:\/\/bookswholesale.myshopify.com\/products\/hilarious-things-that-mums-say","provider":"BooksWholesale","version":"1.0","type":"link"}