THE HORRIBLE CHILDRENÕS COOKBOOK
Beautifully illustrated throughout by a bloke who does the stills for a Bloke, his Dog and a sheep, off the telly. Photographs of real children, close to knives, ovens and hobs, ideal really. Instructions so simple, even a Big Person could follow them.
Written by James Martin, known for having knocked out a recipe or two in the past, (up and coming chef* Sheffield Star 1981).
Environmentally friendly, printed using the latest Òon-DemandÓ technologies, every tree used is replanted with at least 2 others.
In fact if you have read this far, you should be on the way to the check out.
Cook using your own Children!
If they are good, cows, sheep, pigs and other animals may be substituted!!
A selection of delicious recipes, many of which can be eaten everyday which involve your children (HORRIBLE or NOT).
Your spawn will really enjoy these recipes.
No E numbers or additives. Your children will eat the HORRIBLE things, like vegetables, if they help to cook it themselves.