Whether you want to follow an ancient sacred mystic path and you're just looking to learn how to defend yourself with joint shattering moves and mental manipulation, this is the book for you. Finally reprinted after twenty years as a secret underground text, How to Become a Ninja will take you deep into the mind-bending world of Ninjutsu with the guidance of a master. How to Become a Ninja can get your girlfriend back, but after you read it, you won't want her anyway because you can do so much better... Ninjas can do so much better than her, seriously dude.