Do you want to make more/some money? Of course you do! This is because you are sleazy and unscrupulous and/or a capitalist! That is okay because of something!
In this book, I will show you how to turn potentially lawsuit-inducing ideas into money that you take from old women and the already impoverished!
Also this book will protect you from evil spirits! For example, golems!*
This great book will guide you to a glamorous career as:
-glamorous Hollywood star
-book writer person
-adjunct professor
-infomercialtastic superstar!!!
Why are you still reading this back cover instead of giving me money? This is a chance for you to become a shark of industry, preying upon the krill of the world for an unfortunately mixed metaphor of oceanic financial success!**
*Book will not protect from golems
**Book may cause gout. Book is not intended to diagnose, cure, or prevent disease. These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA