How to live longer

How to live longer

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How to live longer.
A folly of epic proportions.
This book contains absolutely nothing of value so donÕt buy it. I simply filled it with nonsense to get it through the publishing algorithm. A silly thing but lots of fun. This book was not designed to be read by just anyone. Or I should say, it was designed to not be read at all. You see, itÕs a folly. Completely superfluous you could say. Except of course for the bit about filling that bothersome gap on the bookshelf. Oh, and being a dual use paperweight and fly swatter. DonÕt forget that bit. It could also be used to shade your eyes on a bright sunny day, and would be an excellent missile to throw violently across the room whilst having a hissy fit.
This book exists mostly from wondering if it would get through the self-publishing system as much as anything else. And because I told my brother in-law, I was going to do it.
And itÕs not about the contents, rather, itÕs about the prestige of having a copy on your bookshelf.