{"product_id":"how-to-live-longer","title":"How to live longer","description":"\u003cp\u003eHow to live longer.\u003cbr\u003e\nA folly of epic proportions.\u003cbr\u003e\nThis book contains absolutely nothing of value so donÕt buy it. I simply filled it with nonsense to get it through the publishing algorithm. A silly thing but lots of fun. This book was not designed to be read by just anyone. Or I should say, it was designed to not be read at all. You see, itÕs a folly. Completely superfluous you could say. Except of course for the bit about filling that bothersome gap on the bookshelf. Oh, and being a dual use paperweight and fly swatter. DonÕt forget that bit. It could also be used to shade your eyes on a bright sunny day, and would be an excellent missile to throw violently across the room whilst having a hissy fit.\u003cbr\u003e\nThis book exists mostly from wondering if it would get through the self-publishing system as much as anything else. And because I told my brother in-law, I was going to do it.\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd itÕs not about the contents, rather, itÕs about the prestige of having a copy on your bookshelf.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Edward Spellman","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":45968545087649,"sku":"9781763692749","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0462\/1120\/3233\/files\/45qvm2m-front-shortedge-384.jpg?v=1777279439","url":"https:\/\/bookswholesale.myshopify.com\/products\/how-to-live-longer","provider":"BooksWholesale","version":"1.0","type":"link"}