A second collection from Alistair Coleman's award-winning weblog Scaryduck: Not Scary. Not a Duck. Although, to be honest, it should say "Neither scary nor a duck", for which the author is very sorry. With a genuine foreword by a major world leader (this may be a lie).
Your money back if you do not laugh until body parts fall off. (Offer applies only to residents of Brazzaville, Republic of Congo, closes 19th October 1968)