A collection of humorous and painfully frank poems on heartbreak and bitterness. Includes "The Cure For Heartbreak", the tongue-in-cheek finger wagging of "Ode To A Slag" and the hopelessly optimistic "The 1%". Cringeworthy, scathing and ultimately uplifting - writer Phil Cramp has gone through many a frog in order to someday find his Prince.