{"product_id":"i-like-to-write-back","title":"I like to write back","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhat do you do with unsolicited emails? Ignore them? Delete them? Let your spam filter swallow them? What if you were to reply to them?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThatÕs exactly what Gareth did in October 2009. Fed up of people wasting his time sending him emails about search engine optimisation opportunities, or who wanted to place adverts and guest posts on his blog, instead of rolling his eyes, tutting loudly and deleting them, Gareth wrote back.ongoings-on of his other (fictional) neighbour, MrÊParkinson. But would they write back to him?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eInspired by The Timewaster Letters by Robin Cooper, this is a personal collection of silly emails spanning 13 years, from 2009 to 2022.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhat people have been saying about I like to write back:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eÒTaking inspiration from The Timewaster Letters by Robin Cooper, this is a complete waste of everybodyÕs time, his, theirs, and now mine. Enjoy!Ó\u003cbr\u003e\nÑ Danny Curtis, school administrator and email user\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eÒA delightful read overflowing with character. I heartily enjoy it when the spammers reply as (convincing) humans. I love Colin from the local internet shop and was inspired to visit my local internet shopÑthey had the internet on CDs, if you can believe that! I encourage you to read this.Ó\u003cbr\u003e\nÑ Aaron T Lott, software developer, author and email user\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eÒOver the period of a 35-plus-year friendship, I have asked Gareth for many things. None of these have been as inappropriate, filthy, bizarre, erotic or franklyÉ Scottish as that which you will read here. I hope the writers of these do better than me. All I ever persuaded Gareth to give me was [redacted on legal advice].Ó \u003cbr\u003e\nÑ Nick Morgan, priest, singer-songwriter and email user\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eÒI Like To Write Back is a delightfully daft book that deftly highlights the utter absurdity of the kind of nonsense that constitutes almost a third of all emailÑspam. As well as introducing us to GarethÕs fictional neighbours and weaving surreal tales out of whatever the initial spam request was, the book contains the occasional reply which bafflingly suggests that at least some of these spam messages we receive have actual people on the other end. Wonders will never cease.Ó \u003cbr\u003e\nÑ Steve Lawson, cyclist, bassist and email user\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BooksWholesale","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44363001266337,"sku":"9781471699559","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0462\/1120\/3233\/files\/4z7w2n-front-shortedge-384.jpg?v=1716437527","url":"https:\/\/bookswholesale.myshopify.com\/products\/i-like-to-write-back","provider":"BooksWholesale","version":"1.0","type":"link"}