This book is actually a manifestoÑbut not the kind that can get you thrown into jail. Ideally. For our sake. The main premise of the manifesto is: Dogs are great and reminding each other of that fact on a daily basis spreads cheeriness. And cheeriness is needed.
Especially after ... waves hand ... everything.
Please go spread cheer by yelling I LOVE YOUR DOG today!
And look within for instructions how to yell it well.