Far more accurate than the current memoir by President Bush, this warts and all diary reveals what really went on in the White House. We read about Bush's obsession with Ana Nicole Smith, his attempt to resign after 9/11, First Lady Laura's "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt. We read select e-mails between "Uncle Dick" Cheney and "Boy Genius" Karl Rove and learn of their efforts to rein in "Junior." It's all here, fiction stranger, truer and much funnier than the real memoir.