This is all straight out of my journal,
as it was written. Mostly funny,
some serious, and some not for the
faint of heart. If youÕre offended
by bad behavior and worse language,
then youÕre probably reading
the wrong book. Consider that
your warning and my disclaimer.
What you should know before you beginÉ.
1. IÕm a bit crazy. And so am I.
2. My friends are REALLY crazy.
3. IÕm a 62 triple F.
5Õ2Ó, Female, Forty and Feisty.
4. I deserve a degree in smart-assed-ness.
Probably a doctorate.
5. I ride motorcycles, as do most of my friends.
Sometimes they call me Bloody, donÕt ask why.