I resisted the tempting offers of Big Pharma, Big Oil and a herd of lobbyists to suppress the contents of this book. Frankly, I thought they might come back with bigger offers, but strangely enough their initial offers were their best. Okay. I admit I didn't handle the negotiations well, but my loss is your gain. I will take you under the sheets to the inner workings of The New World Order, through their conspiracies and manipulations of all things government. I top it off with the motivations behind global warming, then I print it in invisible ink in the pages of this non-fiction work. The methodology used to read the invisible ink and the materials needed to do so will be sold under a separate cover, entitled The Methodology Used To Read The Invisible Ink in Charlie Currie's Non-Fiction Work, Is That a Conspiracy in Your Pants, Or Are You Just Happy to See Me?