A Compilation of Bad Poetry from the Festivus 2005 Bad Poetry Contest, now with pictures!
"I have been on this earth for 87 years and I have never been so insulted in my life." --Mrs. Kunemberand
"As Leo Tolstoy would say, this is a memorial to the 'crude, immoral, vulgar and senseless.'" --Mrs. Flachwichser
"I have been on this earth for 87 years and I have never been so insulted in my life." --Mrs. Kunemberand
"As Leo Tolstoy would say, this is a memorial to the 'crude, immoral, vulgar and senseless.'" --Mrs. Flachwichser