A collection of humorous stories by satirist Matthew Johnson. Any 'reviews' in this book are strictly 'made up' and do not reflect the oppinions of the actual 'company.' The oppinions of others, however, do not matter. Take a look for yourself and judge for yourself. Quit basing your oppinions off what others think. Learn to live, young one! (and while your at it, give me some much needed dough.)
The preview is one of many short stories, scripts, poems, and a bunch of other random stuff thrown together in a huge mess of junk I call my book. (There I insulted my own book... how can any reviewer do any worse?) This heap of tripe is not entertaining in the least and doesn't deserve your attention. So look away, now! Don't bring yourself to the low standards of reading such garbage. Leave, while you stil can...