Hello curious reader. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to read this book and laugh out loud at the antics of UMF Agents Bunt, Beatrix, and Bunji as they battle the chicken terrorist, Salmonella Lane, in order to save the world from decimation via a nightshade nuke. The mission has never been so unhoppableÉ until the next one. This synopsis will self-destruct in 5 seconds.