Ms. Van Helsing teaches seventh grade in a small town called Nowheresville. As if dealing with middle schoolers wasn't stressful enough, a student has gone missing. MVH happens to be the only person equipped to deal with Nowheresville's "little problem"... a bloodthirsty pack of vampires. Thrills! Chills! Slightly uncomfortable and socially awkward moments! MS. VAN HELSING: ISSUE #1 HAS IT ALL!