{"product_id":"mutterings","title":"mutterings","description":"\u003cp\u003e12 months ago, I set out to write the funniest, warmest book I could. I came up with this instead. It's got a lot of swearing and I forgot the inspiring stuff about unicorns and angels, but you can't have everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAs I said to my mother when I was young: \"I'm not gay, I'm not, stop claiming that.\" And I think we can all learn something from those simple words. If you're a pretty lady, perhaps you'd like to invite me for a meal. If you don't sweat too much, we could marry.\u003c\/p\u003e \n\n\u003cp\u003eBooks - they're great, aren't they? Next time I'm going to do one with a kitten on the cover, hanging on to a tree branch for dear life. That's so great I could wet myself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSo, there you have it. I'm not gay, and although I live waaay over in Britian and you won't understand my book at all, we do have something special in common*. As mother said, \"Re-write some Monty Python sketches. They're 40 years old but those yanks can't get enough of them.\" Magic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n     \u003cp\u003e(*Little tiny eyelash parasites.)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BooksWholesale","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44380021457057,"sku":"humor671","price":27.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0462\/1120\/3233\/files\/1e7w6zk-front-shortedge-384.jpg?v=1716880324","url":"https:\/\/bookswholesale.myshopify.com\/products\/mutterings","provider":"BooksWholesale","version":"1.0","type":"link"}