Great gag gift for anyone who has reached their limits with the easily offended. Book contains 100 blank pages.
Let's face it, there is no such thing as a safe phrase. To speak is to offend.
No matter how careful you are about what you say or how you say it; no matter how well you preface it, someone, somewhere will get their knickers in a knot.
So you might as well use the following blank pages to doodle.
Or journal. Or vent. Or make a grocery list.
Just don't share it with anyone or read it aloud lest someone gets mad.