{"product_id":"no-offense","title":"No Offense!","description":"\u003cp\u003eGreat gag gift for anyone who has reached their limits with the easily offended. Book contains 100 blank pages.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eLet's face it, there is no such thing as a safe phrase. To speak is to offend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNo matter how careful you are about what you say or how you say it; no matter how well you preface it, someone, somewhere will get their knickers in a knot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSo you might as well use the following blank pages to doodle.\u003cbr\u003e\nOr journal. Or vent. Or make a grocery list.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eJust don't share it with anyone or read it aloud lest someone gets mad.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BooksWholesale","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44380520612001,"sku":"humor2903","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0462\/1120\/3233\/files\/ryvdr5-front-shortedge-384.jpg?v=1716886752","url":"https:\/\/bookswholesale.myshopify.com\/products\/no-offense","provider":"BooksWholesale","version":"1.0","type":"link"}