Love-sick loners. Killer soup. Cooties and mystery meat. Insomniac infants. Never-ending road trips. Uncooperative pencils. Deranged speedometers. Newspaper clippings. Galloping typewriters. Electric sockets. Papier-m‰chŽ mummies. Mushed sandwiches. Voyeuristic roommates. In short, this book pretty much has it all. Share my adventures throughout a life that even writers of cheap daytime soap operas couldnÕt imagine.