Organise your life. Make a shopping list. Draft a death threat. Work on some half-assed plans. Sketch out an autobiography. Record your daydreams. Plan an escape route. Practise some lies. Compose a script. Draw up a job contract. Write down a promise. List your nightmares. Pen a desperate cry for help. Draw a treasure map. Steal a script. Forge an autograph. Register your dissent. Scribble an interior monologue. Indulge in some biting social commentary. Transcribe the sound of the undergroundÉ and do it all in your very own notebook.